and the bastard you hated the most
D A B Gwill stand up and give you a toast
D A B Ghe'll say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"
then he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost
so get in your car and drive real fast,
D Aup in the attic the with a shotgun blast,
B Gtake a bath with a clock radio
vodka and valium overdose
F# G Ahave you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
Chords
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B-------------------------
G--4------------7---------
D--4---5---7----7----4----
A--2---5---7----5----4----
E------3---5---------2----
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