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NERF HERDER


5000 Ways To Die

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D           A         B    G

and the bastard you hated the most

D           A         B    G

will stand up and give you a toast

D           A         B              G

he'll say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"

D                        A    G    D       G         A

then he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost

B                      G

so get in your car and drive real fast,

D                               A

up in the attic the with a shotgun blast,

B                  G

take a bath with a clock radio

D                  A

vodka and valium overdose

F#             G                   A

have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die

Chords

B   G   A    D    F#

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