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Intro
CM7 D9
So many presents. So little time.
Verse:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,
(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
CM7 E9 F9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,
D9 CM7 E9 D9
Santa don?t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.
CM7 E9 F9 D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?
CM7 E9 F9 D9 Cm7 E9 D9
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.
(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
CM7 Dsus
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
Em Dsus/A Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.
Verse 3:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
CM7 E9 F9 D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
CM7 E9 F9
Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door
D9 CM7 E9 D9
He?s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?
Verse 4:
CM7 Dsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
Em Dsus/A Csus/D
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.
CM7 Dsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
Em Dsus/A Csus/G
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?
CM7 E9 F9 D9
So Santa won?t you accept my apology,
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please,
CM7 E9 F9
Oh Santa next year I?ll do you right?.
D9 CM7
Live from New York it?s Saturday Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7 x35453
x13241
D9 x54555
x21333
E9 x76777
x21333
F9 x87888
x21333
Dsus x57755
x13411
Eminor: x79987
x13241
Dsus/A 557755
113411
Csus/G 335533
113411
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