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A D A D
You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot
A D E
And all my conversations are being recorded
A D A D
And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me
A D E
And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha
A D A D
And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road
A D E
Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player
A D A D
And you don't have a problem with when I follow people I never met before
A D E
And force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tatooed on my back
It's very pretty baby
A D
Well you must've been sent from above
A D
You're all that I can think of
A E
You're just as psychotic as me
A
My crazy love
A D A D
Well it never ever bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed everynight
A D E
And I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You
A D A D
And you don't make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather
A D E
And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
I believe you sugar pie
A D
'Cause our love is right on track
A D
I'm yours You're mine it's fact
A E
Don't forget to take your Prozac
A
My crazy love
D E
Yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
D E
Three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
I didn't care
A D A D
Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people
A D E
'Cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information
They can't fool you sweetheart
A D A D
And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground
A D E
But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you
I ain't no fink dollface
A D
'Cause we know that it's true
A D
Only I could love you
A E
We both eat with our hands
A
My crazy love
D A
My crazy, crazy love
Spoken:
D A
Oh I wish everyone was dead except for you, baby
D
Oh I feel the same way
E
Would you throw some macaroni on me
Oh yeah, sure here you go
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