A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle the rest of my life is so hard
C F Gm F CI need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption
F C F Gm F Cdon’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger dogs in the moonlight far away my well-lit door
C F Gm CMister Beerbelly Beerbelly gets these mutts away from me
F Gm CI know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore
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If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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A man walks down the street he says why an I short of attention got
a short little span of attention and oh my nights are so long
C F Gm F Cwhere’s my wife and family what if I die here
F C F Gm F Cwho’ll be my role-model now that my role-model is
gone gone He ducked back down the alley
F Gmwith some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
C F Gm CAll along along there were incidents and accidents there are
hints and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
C Bb F C F C Bb FI can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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Call me Al9
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A man walks down the street it’s a street in a strange world
F C F Gm F C Fmaybe it’s the Third World maybe it’s his first time around
He doesn’t speak the language he holds no currency
F C F Gm F Che is a foreign man he is surrounded by the
F Gm C F Gmsound the sound cattle in the marketplace scattering and orphanages
he looks around around He sees angels in the architecture
F Gm Cspinning in infinity He says amen and hallelujah
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If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
C Bb F C F FI can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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