- Intro
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)
Verse (all verses are the same):
D G A DI was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a
- G A Bbdim Bm Bm/A E/G# E
rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy
A G behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped
D/F# D Ghis hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle
- A D G A
Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,
Bbdim Bm Bm/A E/G# E could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,
A A7I probably would have kept on guessing but about
- Bm
that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm
E7 A D/F# laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I
G D Em Grecognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who
- A A7/G A/F# A/E
takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:
- ChorusD G A D
Everything you know is wrong, black is white,
- G A Bbdim Bm Bm/A E/G#
up is down and short is long, and everything
E A A7/G A/F# A/E you thought was just so important doesn't matter,
D G A DEverything you know is wrong, just forget the
- C#sus4 F#m Bm Bm/A E/G# E
words and sing along, all you need to understand is
G A everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
G A Bm C#mEverything you know is (everything you know is)
G A D DEverything you know is wrong! (end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
- G E F# G A
(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
Cm F G Am Bb Am Bb G C (Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
then into verse)
- PLAY TOO ..
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