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G# G#/G Fm7
I'm counting out time,
G#/Eb C#7+
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
G#/C Bb
All those numbers! Give me guidance!
Eb7 G#
O Lord I need that now.
G#/G Fm7
The day of judgement's come,
G#/Eb C#7+
And you can bet that I've been resting,
G#/C Bb
for this testing, digesting every
Eb7 G#
word the experts say.
F# C#/F G#/Eb
Erogenous zones I love you.
B F#/Bb G#7
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
G#7
Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
G#7/Eb Bb7 C#
I studied every line, every page in the book,
D D/C Bb
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.
G# G#/G Fm7
I'm counting out time,
G#/Eb C#7+
hoping it goes like I planned it,
G#/C
'cos I understand it.
Bb Eb7 G#
Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine.
G#/G Fm7
still counting out time,
G#/Eb C#7+
got my finger on the button,
G#/C Bb
"Don't say nothin' - just lie there still
Eb7 G#
And I'll get you turned on just fine."
F# C#/F G#/Eb
Erogenous zones I love you.
B F#/Bb G#7
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
G#7
Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
G#7/Eb Bb7 C#
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
D D/C Bb
"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"
( G# G#/G Fm7 G#/Eb C#7+ G#/C Bb Eb7 G# ) 2x
G# G#/G Fm7
I'm counting out time,
G#/Eb C#7+
reaction none to happy,
G#/C
Please don't slap me,
Bb Eb7 G#
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
G#/G Fm7
I'm counting out time,
G#/Eb C#7+
I got unexpected distress
G#/C
from my mistress,
Bb Eb7 G#
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
F# C#/F G#/Eb
Erongenous zones I question you
B F#/Bb G#
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
B F#/Bb G#
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
B F#/Bb G# C#m
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.
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