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Lyrics
Verse
I think I’m really funny
But I don’t know how to manage my money
That’s why everybody gives me shit
Chorus
French toast
French toast is vegan
Verse
I’m mad uh
I’m selfish uh
Everyone else is beneath
And after I get through eating my bacon
And Pepsi I lick my teeth
Like this
Play main riff twice
Verse
I get mad uh
When I wake up uh
I got to tell everybody to fuck off uh
I’m mad uh and I’m bent . . .
Verse
I leave my CD player on the floor
So everybody can step on it
That way they can buy me a new one
When they break it
You know Timmy
He’s my friend
Verse
Jordan: I took bad money to buy a new phone
I took bad money to buy a new phone
Steve: Sling man
Who’s sling man?
Sling man’s in the van so lets sling man
Bridge (play main riff twice)
All: Hi Jordan! (8 times)
Verse
So so
I need a Big Mac with no lettuce
No special sauce, no hamburger
Or no cheese
No tomato, no nothing
Chorus (play main riff 3 times)
Steve and Jordan: French toast
French toast is vegan
Jordan: French toast
Steve: Is vegan
Jordan: French toast
Steve: Is vegan
Steve: French toast is vegan
Jordan: French toast
French toast is vegan
Verse
I know you think that I talk like a wimp
Here you go Jordan
I got some spring rolls and mine has no shrimp
Outro (play main riff twice)
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