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your time is near the mission's clear
E E
It's later than we think
D A
before you slip into the night
E E
you'll want something to drink
D A
Steal away before the dawn,
G D
and bring us back good news
G B
But if you tread in primal soup
E E
please wipe it from your shoes.
D A
Just then a porhole pirate
scourged the evening with his cry
and sanctuary bugs deprived
a monkey of its thigh
A dust arose and blocked my nose
before I could think twice,
Despite the scut that bubbled up
I gave some last advice:
The flesh from Satan's dogs
D A
will make the rudiments of gruel
C G
Deduct the carrots from your pay
E E
you worthless swampy fool
D A
Exploding through fields and few
and swimming in the mire
the septic maiden's gargoyle tooth
demented me with fire
I drifted where the current chose
afloat upon my back
And if perchance a newt slimed by
I'd stuff it in my sack
SoonI felt a bubble form
somewhere below my skin
but with handy spine of hedgehog
I removed the force within
Suzie then removed her mask
and caused a mighty stir
the angry crowd responded
taking turns at grabbing her
The foggy cavern's musty grime
appeared within my palm
I snatched Rick's fork to scrape it off
with deadly icy calm
The crowd meanwhile had taken Sue
and used her like a rag
to mop the slime from where the slug
had slithered with the bag
In summing up, the moral seems a little bit obscure...
Give the director a serpent deflector
E A D A
A mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector
E A D A
A cushion convector, a picture of nectar
E A D A
A virile disector, a hormone collector
E A D A
play this several times, and then say:
whatever you do, take care of your shoes!
E A D A
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