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C Am Em G D
C C Am
Only on the Jew Retreat,
Am Em Em G
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em A
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
C Am
Rabbi told us not to say “oy,”
Em D
But our counselor is a pot smokin’ goy.
C Am
The ten mosquito bites I got are starting to swell
G D D
(shout) HEY SUSSMAN, (sings) the bunk is really starting to smell!
C Am
The only friend I have here is a racoon,
G D G Am Em G D
I dressed him up, and I named him Roon.
(CHORUS)
F G C
Only on the Jew Retreat.
C C Am
Only on the Jew Retreat,
Am Em Em G
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em A
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
G D
I took a ride on a boat in Suprise Lake,
C Am D
(Shout) Well Suprise! (sings) The boats are fake!
G D
Matt Berit looks like Frodo Baggins,
Am Em D A
We dressed him up and played Dungeons and Dragons.
D C
The other day, we took a long hike,
D Am
(speaks) I beat everyone both ways; (sings) I had a bike!
C Am
And on this hike, I tripped on a rock,
C Am D
It really hurt cos I sprained my co---- (stumbles) FOOT!!!
(CHORUS)
C C Am
Only on the Jew Retreat,
Am Em Em G
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em A D
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
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D C
This camp used to house a young Neal Diamond,
D C
(speaks) I heard a knock on my window last night, (sings)
G D G D
They still cant find him!
C C Am
Only on the Jew Retreat,
Am Em Em G
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em A D
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
C D
Oh man it’s the Jew Retreat,
C G
Are you hiding un-kosher meat?
G D C Am Em A
When I get home I really need to soak my feet.
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