VERSES 1 - 4
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One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau?"
She took me to her parents' for a Sunday meal
We got into a car and away we started rollin'
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I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
I asked how much she paid for it, she said "Nothin' man,
it's stolen"
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Punk rock girl please look at me What do you see?
Punk rock girl give me a chance let's go slam dance
Punk rock girl it makes no sense your fathers a vicepresident
Punk rock girl you look so wild let's have a child
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Let's travel 'round the world, just you and me punk rock girl
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me punk rock girl
Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah, you're for me punk rock girl
We'll name her Minnie Pearl just you and me
(We'll travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl)
INTERLUDES 1 & 2
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We went to the Philly Pizza company and ordered some hot tea
We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
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The waitress said well no, we only have it iced
The security guards trailed us to a record shop
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So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here"
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And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
We said if you don't know Mojo Nixon
then your store could use some fixin'
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And it was "California Dreamin'" so we started screamin
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On such a winter's day
PLAY TOO ..