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- intro:A, B
- verse:
- E F# A G# E------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
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- -0-0-4-7-9-7-4----------------------------|E F#
- I've screwed alot of boilers, I've prodded loads of tarts,A G# EStabbed some open wounds and I've split them all in half
- E F#Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed a load of birdsA G# F#
- Shagged a lot of dogs and I've pulled a load of skirtB F#And there's been a load of whores when I've used a bit of force,
- A G# F#But they all received the benefit of sexual intercourseB F#
- When they make a lot of fuss, it makes me feel sick,A BThey want a soaking gusset and a more than ample dick
- Chorus:E A E A
- Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day,E F#I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
- A BThere's something up with my dick -E
- It hurts when I wank.I've slammed a lot of crumpet, but its doing them some good,
- If they don't like it, they can lump it, they've all been ugly tugs.One bitch, she had a flat head, put up quite a fight,But I found a gob to place my knob,
- And a place to put my pint.I always end up shagging a really smelly bag and getting down to businessWhen I just don't want to shag,
- Chorus. x2
- endSometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc,I'm using all this drinking time to service ugly crack.
- Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day,I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
- There's something up with my dick -It hurts when I wank.
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