Its All About The Pentiums

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  • All the chords are 5's. With that in mind, in order of appearance, the
    chords are:
     
  • G xaccxx
    F x8aaxx
    Bb xdffxx
  • B xeggxx
    A xceexx
     
  • As logic would dictate, if you see \ it means slide down
    In the first chord pattern, it only means to slide down to the G again
    In the rest of the song, it just means slide
  •  
    riff:
    E|----------------|
  • b|----------------|
    g|c-b-a-----------|
    d|-------c--b---8-|
  • a|----------------|
    e|----------------|
     
  • Intro:
    |1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|
     
  • | |G GG G F |F G GG Bb |G GG G |F G
    GG Bb |
    riff x4
  •  
    Lyrics over the intro:
    It's all about the pentiums baby, (over that empty bar at the beginning)
  • Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
    Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
    It's all about the pentiums, baby
  • It's all about the pentiums, baby
    It's all about the pentiums!
    It's all about the pentiums!
  • (Yeah!!)
     
    Verse 1:
  •  
    G G G G
    What y'all wanna do?
  • F G GG Bb \\
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    G G G G
  • Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    F G G G Bb \\
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
  • (etc.)
    Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
    Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
  • Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
    I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
    I never feed trolls and I don'r read spam
  • Installed a T1 line in my house
    Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
    Upgrade my system at least twice a day
  • I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
    I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
    I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
  • It's all about the Pentiums, what?
    G \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
  • B \\
    You've got white-out all over your screen
    Bb \\
  • You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
    A
    What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
  • G \\\\
    You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
    B \\\\
  • Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
    Bb\\\\ A
    You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
  •  
    You're the biggest joke on the Internet
    (etc.)
  • Your database is a disaster
    You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
    Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in you parents' cellar
  • Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
    And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
    I should do the world a favour and cap you like Old Yeller
  • You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
     
    (riff)
  • It's all about the pentiums!
    (riff)
    It's all about the pentiums!
  • (riff)
    It's all about the pentiums!
    (riff)
  • It's all about the pentiums!
     
    (riff)
  • Now what y'all wanna do?
    (riff)
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  • (pattern 1)
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
  •  
    Uh, uh, loggin' in now
     
  • Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
     
    Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
  • B \\\\
    They call me the king of the spreadsheets
    Bb \\\\
  • Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
    A\\\\
    My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
  • G \\\\
    But it was obsolete before I opened the box
    B \\\\
  • You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
    Bb \\\\
    Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
  • A \\\\
    Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
    G \\\\
  • If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
    (etc.)
    My digital media is write-protected
  • Every file inspected, no viruses detected
    I beta tested every operating system
    Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
  • While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
    It does all my work without me even askin'
    B
  • Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
    Bb
    I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
  • A G
    In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
     
  • You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
    B
    Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
  • Bb
    Where'd you get you CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
    A
  • Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
    G
    If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
  •  
    What
     
  • (riff)
    It's all about the pentiums!
    (riff)
  • It's all about the pentiums!
    (riff)
    It's all about the pentiums!
  • (riff)
    It's all about the pentiums!
     
  • What y'all wanna do?
    (riff)
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  • (riff)
  • PLAY TOO ..
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